

period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period: How’s that back pain? Feeling better? Let’s fix that.
period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: Where’s your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
period: Got things to do? Don’t care. Sleep.
period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: For dinner you’re eating an entire bag of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups.
period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period: You didn’t like those brand new underwear right?
period: Yell at a puppy.
period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
I DON’T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS FOR ANOTHER 6 MONTHS, MINIMUM. FUCK YEAH, PREGNANCY.
(Source: pinkrangerwasa)
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I’m gonna keep it.
I FOUND A LIZARD IN MY HOUSE OMG IT’S SO FREAKNIN CUTE I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT.

first time cake decorating
i made myself a cake to congratulate myself for finally getting my driver’s liscense
based off of:
and
i hand rolled/colored the fondant using frosting because the store was stupid and only had white
and the cake is betty crocker party rainbow chip
and i cosplayed trickster john while baking
(the cake kind of fell out of the pan and i smooshed it back in but it’s ironic which makes it better)
(via pimptav)